Suit #1, looking at his BlackBerry: I have a 10:00 and a board meeting at 1. How about 10:30? Suit #2, looking at his BlackBerry: Conference call at 10:30. 11? Suit #1: I'm expecting a call then. 11:45? Suit #2: Appointment downtown at 12:30, need travel time. 11:30? Suit #1: I can't commit to 11:30. How about 9:30? Suit #2: 9:30's now.
Party girl: Can you drink vodka if you're allergic to potatoes? Pretty boy: Are you allergic to potatoes? Party girl: No, I just wanna know. Pretty boy: I don't know. Party girl: Can you drink wine if you're allergic to grapes? Pretty boy: Are you allergic to grapes? Party girl: No...
Grad student: I'm signing up for squash classes. I like squash, even though it's messed up my tennis playing. Gay coworker: Oh, I approve of all the racket sports. Maybe I should play squash, too, since my wrists are not firm. (laughs)